I can’t watch movies in the theatre any more.
Netflix, Hulu, Red Box and my roommate’s movie stash has completely spoiled me.
In a movie theatre, there are rules. But when I watch a movie, I reserve the right to fast forward through any scary or confrontational parts. I watch it while it sets up the scene, introduces the characters, and maybe I’ll even watch until I can guess what’s going to go wrong. But as soon as someone starts crying or someone is mean I just skip ahead to when everything is getting better and everyone loves each other again.
A 2 1/2 hour movie turns into a 45 minute show but then I have more free time to bake, right?[end-story]