Boys have cooties. There, I said it!
1. If they go to the gym twice a day. Do you really have nothing better to do? Go feed the hungry or sing at a nursing home! “Doe a deer a female deer…”
2. If they shave their arms. I shouldn’t have to wonder whose arm is whose when I look down.
3. If they drink more protein shakes than water. Chill out. Seriously.
4. If they don’t walk you to your door after a date. It’s only 20 feet, I think you can handle the strenuous trek to the doorknob.
5. If their jeans are tighter than yours. This needs no explanation.
6. If anything in their closet is hot pink. I can handle a splash of pale pink in a tie or classy button up, but hot pink just should not be on a man’s color wheel.
7. If their facebook profile picture is a “selfy.” Do they really not have any friends to hold the camera for them? Can we say red flag…?
8. If you run into them at the tanning salon. It’s just bad news and it probably means they’ll spend more time getting ready in the morning than you will.
I have a book signing this weekend at the Fort Union Deseret Book in Midvale, Utah! Come see me at Ladies Night from 6-7 pm on April 6!