With this Valentine’s Day recipe comes another dating story…
It was a lunch date.
I thought it would be great! Low stress, great food, I was already on campus so it would be easy to meet up, and plus I’m not too much of a night owl. But boy was I wrong. According to my friends the “lunch date” is a bad sign.
“Ouch. A lunch date?” -Friend #1
“Uh-oh.” -Friend #2
“Those never go well.” -Friend #3
I would like to say I proved them all wrong, but I didn’t. It was terrible.
I’ll be honest, I’m an awkward first date–I say all the wrong things, I turn red, I get really quiet and the food is always against me! I ordered pesto pasta thinking that it would be manageable bow-tie noodles easy to get in my mouth without green sauce all over my face and shirt. Nope. This pesto pasta had the longest noodles I had ever seen. Did I think to cut them? No. That would be much too intelligent. My IQ drops about 50 points on a first date, so I didn’t think of that. I just starred at the plate when it was served in front of me. He must have thought I was watching a horror movie because I looked terrified.
Between me, the noodles and his obvious disdain for me there was no second date.
Now I know to avoid the dreaded “lunch date.”
Anything with an Oreo on top is a winner
Well hello there surprise Oreo!
Oreos really are the best. They make every day better.
Get your Valentine’s started off right with these Oreo Red Velvet Cupcakes!